http://www.ihandy1.com/ihandy1_006.htm This web site has been created with technology from Avanquest Publishing USA, Inc. Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:26:07 GMT Web Easy by Avanquest Publishing USA, Inc. A Bumper Sticker for Women: SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Thanks, Knight D. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... Does that mean that one enjoys it? If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? If you shoot a mime, should you use a silenser? ihandy1_002.htm Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:26:07 GMT Chuck Detore ihandy1_002.htm#1 Laugh alone, and the world thinks you're an idiot. As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in schools. I got a gun for my wife - Best trade I ever made. If ignorance is bliss - Then you must be orgasmic! I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it http://www.ihandy1.com/ihandy1_006.htm Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:26:07 GMT Chuck Detore http://www.ihandy1.com/ihandy1_006.htm#2